Gifted child Jokes

Parental Guidance

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing. There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. If your parents did not have any children, chances are you won’t either. I asked Mom if I was a gifted child . . . She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me. Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to…

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Male Bashing

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough. Q: Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A: Because if they all went, it would be Hell. Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract. Q: How are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They’re hard to…

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