Giant gorilla Jokes

Man wins lottery, buys house, feeds gorilla etc.

A man wins the lottery and decides to buy a new house, so he goes to the estate agent and says to the agent, “I wanna buy the biggest most expensive house you’ve got!” So the agent says, “Ahh, I’ve been saving something special for an occasion like this.” The agent takes the man up to the house and shows him around. The man likes what he sees and is about to buy the house, when the agent says, “There’s…

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Poor Jim

Setting: A doctor and another man are standing over a bandaged man in a hospital bed talking. “So Doc, it was like this. Me and Jim were walking down this dirt road and all of a sudden we see this giant gorilla just laying there.” “The last thing out of Jim’s mouth was: ‘I wonder if it’s dead, or just asleep.’”

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