Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Dancer Isadora Duncan once suggested to Irish playwright George Bernard Shaw that eugenics indicated they should have a child together. “Think of it! With my body and your brains, what a wonder it would be,” she said. Shaw replied, “Yes, but what if it had my body and your brains?”
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George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of his plays to Winston Churchill, with the following note: “Bring a friend, if you have one.” Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he had a previous engagement. He also attached the following: “Please send me two tickets for the next night, if there is one.”
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One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following “history” of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot. The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of…
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Irish playwright George Bernard Shaw, a stauch vegetarian, refused to attend a gala testimonial because the bill of fare was a vegetarian menu. He explained: “The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.”
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