Game warden Jokes

Game Warden

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to “enforce the laws pending.” He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, “Looks like you’ve had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?” The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck’s rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, “This here’s a Washington state duck.…

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The Fisherman

One day a man was out dynamite fishing, and on the shore was the game warden watching him. The warden waited till the fisher came back to shore for a break, and asked the man, “Would you like to go back out fishing tonight?” “Sure,” the man replied and after an hour or so the two went back out together. The fisherman lights a stick of dynamite, throws it out it to the water and immediately after, the warden said,…

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Aggie’s

Two Aggies had just snagged the biggest buck they had ever seen. Seeing how they probably couldn’t do any better, they decided to call it a day. So they both agreed and started dragging the buck by the back legs to their truck. As they got within eyeshot of the truck, they happened to pass by a game warden who was heading into the forest. “That’s a nice buck” the warden replied, “but you know, it’d probably be easier to…

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Illegal Lobster Fishing

After a day of fishing in the ocean, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden, who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden, “I did not catch these lobsters. They are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle, and these lobsters jump out, and I take them for a walk, only to return for them at the end…

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You live in a small town, if…..

01. You can name everyone with whom you graduated. 02. You know what 4-H is, and WHY. 03. You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road. 04. You used to drag “main.” 05. You said the “F” word and your parents knew, within the hour. 06. You scheduled parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn’t — same goes…

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Work vs Prison

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8’x10′ cubicle. At work you spend most of your time in a 6’x8′ cubicle. In prison you get 3 meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At…

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