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Sang Froid

“Tell me,” asked an American of three Frenchmen, “what is sang froid? I know it means cold blood literally, but what are its connotations?” “That,” said Andre, “is best answered with an example. Imagine, my friend, that you are away on a business trip, but have come back unexpectedly soon, and find your wife in bed with your best friend. You do not wish to get emotional, to heat your blood. Instead you stay cool. If, like a true Parisian,…

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Last meal

Three prisoners are captured in the war, and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. The Italian asks for a Pepperoni Pizza, which he is served and then he`s taken away. The Frenchmen requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and then is also taken away. The American requests a plate of strawberries. The captors are suprised and reply “STRAWBERRIES?” “Yes, Strawberries.” “But they are out of season!” “I`ll…

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