Fragrance Jokes

Matt and Lennie’s Do’s and Don’t Do’s… For Dating: DO – Take pride in your apperance. DON’T – Stick a 1988 Blue Jays pennent in your ear. DO – Use cutlery. DON’T – Use it to pick your teeth. DO – Apply a nice fragrance. DON’T – Apply a wrestling hold. DO – Change your underwear beforehand. DON’T – Ask to see theirs. DO – Make jokes. DON’T – Use jokes including the words: Gimp, Tits, Ass, or Fart. DO…

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An Avon lady gets on to an elevator after going door to door in a high-rise apartment complex. After going back down three floors, she rips the loudest most foul-smelling fart anyone’s ever done figuring no one would get on with her. The elevator stops at the next floor. Thinking fast she pulls out a bottle of a pine-scented fragrance and sprays it all over the elevator as much as she can before the door opens. A man got on…

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