Formality Jokes

Just a Formality

A young man said to his girlfriend’s father, “I realize that this is only a formality, but would you mind me marrying your daughter?” “Who says it’s ONLY A FORMALITY?” asked the father angrily. “Her obstetrician!” replied the young man.

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Proper Manners

The nervous young bride became very irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. “I demand proper manners in bed,” she said, “just as I do at the dinner table.” Amused by his wife’s formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. “Is that better?” he asked, with a hint of a smile, “much better.” “Very good darling,” the husband whispered. “Now would you be so kind as to…

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