Florida election ballot Jokes

Florida Election Ballot

I think a Democrat must have made up the Florida Election Ballots. Of course, we must understand the Democrats court the minorities who can’t read, write, think, or punch a hole at the end of an arrow. As for the seniors, it bothers me that they had a problem, because they have no problems when it comes to playing 15 bingo cards at a time. By the way, that Bill Daily is a beaut — he comes from Chicago where…

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Bush in Office

December 30, 2004/Washington, D.C.(Associated Press) After four years of legal wrangling, George W. Bush was finally declared the winner of the 2000 Presidential Election yesterday. Bush, a Republican, will take the oath of office at noon today and serves until January 20, 2005, a term of about three weeks. Then he gives way to the undisputed winner of the 2004 Presidential Election, New York Senator Hillary Rodham Greenspan (formerly Clinton). Facing a drastically shortened presidency, Bush attempted to strike an…

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Al Gore as a Beverly Hillbilly :)

Sung to the tune of “The ballad of Jed Clampett” From the BEVERLY HILLBILLIES Submitted by Rena Come and listen to my story ’bout a man named Gore A snippy Democrat, who was really quite a bore On election day of his Presidential bout He thought he lost the fight but he got to recount ballots that is… punch cards… butterflies Well the next thing you know they’re countin’ ’em again He lost a second time so he gave it…

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