How To Catch An Elephant
How Do You Catch An Elephant? First you have to dig a big hole. Then you fill it with ashes. Sprinkle peas on top to camoflauge it. When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
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Elephant Q&A
Do you know how to pass an elephant under the door? Put him in an envelope… What if it doesn’t fit? Take off the seal… How do you hide an elephant in an strawberry field? Paint his nails red… How do you make an elephant not pass by the door? Make a knot in his tail… How do you know that there is an elephant in the pool? There is a round pair of shoes beside the pool… How does…
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Elephant’s Nod
One day at the fair, there is an elephant. Next to the elephant is a sign: “MAKE THE ELEPHANT NOD, WIN $1000” Many people tried and failed, none could make the elephant nod its head. Finally, an elderly man walked over and grabbed the elephant’s balls. The animal roared in pain and reared its head up and down. The man walked off with the prize money. The next day, there is a new sign next to the elephant, which reads:…
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How many elephants…
How many elephants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but how’d they get into the lightbulb?
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elephant & rhino
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A: Eleph-i-no (‘ell if I know!)
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Elephant Balls
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls????? You walk him and pitch to the Rhino…..
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The elephant
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “How do you eat with that thing?”
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The elephant and the mouse
One day a mouse came upon an elephant in the jungle who had gotten a thorn in its foot. The mouse felt sorry for the elephant, and pulled the thorn out. The elephant was indeed grateful, and offered the mouse anything it wanted in return for the good deed. The mouse, noticing that the elephant was female, and feeling rather randy at the time, said: “Well, I’ve always wanted to fuck an elephant.” The elephant laughed and laughed, and said:”No…
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Confused elephant
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How can you breathe through that thing?
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Constipated Elephant
This doesn’t quite qualify as a Darwin Award, but it comes pretty close… PADERBORN, GERMANY – Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly — and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like…
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