Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
One day pepito’s mom told pepito to go buy some eggs in the store so he went. While pepito was walking to the store he saw that a guy got ran over by a train. Pepito went to call his mom and he told his mom look a hand over there a hand over here a leg over there a leg over here and the head over there. Then pepito’s mom said” and the eggs? ” So pepito said ”…
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Q: What did the chicken say when she saw the scrambled eggs? A: There go my crazy mixed up kids.
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Q.What did the egg say to the boiling water? A. Don’t expect me to get hard in five minutes, I just got laid this morning.
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The chicken and the egg were lying in bed. The chicken was lying back, smoking and looking very pleased with himself and the egg was sitting up, arms folded and looking very pissed off. The egg then says to the chicken: “Well……I guess we answered THAT question didnt we????”
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A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other and generally did not get on. The Scotsman owned the best chicken in the country and it laid great tasting eggs. One day the chicken broke into the Englishman’s garden and laid an egg. The two men began arguing about who the egg belonged to. The Englishman claimed it for himself, saying “The egg was laid in my garden, therefore it belongs to me.” The Scotsman countered with “It’s…
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If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a hill, which side does it roll down? Neither side. Roosters don’t lay eggs!
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Top Ten Signs You’ve Bought A Bootleged Copy of Titanic… 10. Instead of Leonardo DiCaprio, it’s some guy named “Leocarpo Dinardio.” 9. Movie ends; boat doesn’t sink. 8. You’re pretty sure the original version didn’t include a guy smoking weed in the front row. 7. Since when did Celine Dion’s theme song begin with “Love…exciting and new…” 6. It’s rated X, and the first three letters of the title are suspiciously capitalized. 5. Stella won’t get into a lifeboat without…
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Jones was having difficulties in business. “If I had as little as a thousand dollars in actual cash right now, this minute,” he said to his wife sadly, “it might make all the difference.” “If that is all,” said Mrs. Jones, “then all is well.” She ran upstairs and came down with a large jar filled with bills. “I’ve kept this as a secret nest egg. You see, ever since we got married, I put a ten-dollar bill into the…
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There was this bootlegger driving down the road when a police officer pulled him over. The police officer walked up to the car and saw a jug sitting in the seat beside the man. The police officer asked the man what was in the jug and the man replied “water”. The officer then asked to see the jug. The officer took the jug and smelled the contents. He then told the bootlegger that it was not water but instead wine.…
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