Eating apples Jokes

Johnny Appleseed

Little Johnny asks his teacher: “How are the babies made?” Teacher, not wanting to take the responsibility of explaining such a sensitive subject, suggests that he go home and ask his parents. When he gets home, Johnny approaches his father with the same question. His father replies, “Oh! that is a long story, you better speak to mother!” The mother, in her turn, says: “Oh! It is a difficult question, why don’t you better speak to granddad!” Grandfather is sitting…

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The Truth

Eve, in the Garden of Eden, called out to the skies, “Oh Lord, I have a problem.” And the Lord said, Whats the matter Eve?” “I know you created me and this beautful garden,” said Eve, “but I’m lonely and I’m sick of eating apples.” “Well, in that case,” replied the Almighty, “I will create a man for you.” “What’s a man?” asked Eve. “He’s a flawed creature with aggresive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to listen. But…

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Help for Men Everywhere

Every “Hormone Hostage” knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. Here are helpful hints: DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER:…

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