Easter dress Jokes

Easter Dress

At the beginning of the children’s sermon, one little girl came up to the altar wearing a beautiful dress. As the children are sitting down around the pastor, the pastor leans over and says to the little girl, “That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?” The girl replies almost directly into the pastor’s clip-on mike, “Yes…and my Mom says it’s a bitch to iron.”

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The Chinese version

Three chinese were being interviewed to get into heaven. St. Peter asks them, “Tell me what you know about Easter.” The 1st Guy says, “Easter wary big howaday, kids dress up funny, go to neighbor and get candy.” “NO NO, that’s halloween.” The 2nd Guy says, “Easter wary big howaday, family all get together, have big turkey dinner.” “NO NO NO, you’re also confused, that’s Thanksgiving.” The 3rd Guy says, “Easter we celebrate Jesus, how he die for us on…

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