Dumb Blondes & Bars
What did the blonde say when she walked into the bar? “Ouch!” Two blondes walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would have ducked.
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Q) Why are blonde girls belly buttons bruised? A) Because blonde guys arent that smart either.
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Not ALL blondes are dumb
This blonde decided that she was sick and tired of all the “Blondes are dumb” jokes, so she decided she would prove “NOT all blondes are dumb”. She thought and thought on what she could do. Finally, she came up with an idea. She would memorize every state capital. She spent weeks memorizing them. When she learned them all, she was so proud! She told her boyfriend what she had been studying! She told him, “Ask me, ask me, ANY…
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3 blondes & a little genie
3 blondes found a bottle and rubbed it.Out popped a genie & said he would grant each of them a wish. The first blonde says, “I want to be smart.” So the genie turned her into a brunette. The second blonde says, “I want to be smarter than her.” So he turns her into a redhead. The third blonde looks confused and says, “But I want to be even dumber than I already am.” So the genie turns her into…
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Dumb and Dumber
There were these two blondes walking in a forest then one of them said, “Look, there’s deer tracks,” and the other one said “No, those are moose tracks,” so they argued and argued and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
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3 blondes
There were three blondes walking along the beach. While they were walking, they find a geenie. The geenie says that they can each have one wish. The first blonde wishes to be a thousand times smarter, so her hair turns light brown and she becomes a brain surgeon. the secound one wishes to be a million times smarter and her hair gets a really dark brown and she finds a cure for cancer. The third blonde wishes to be a…
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Blondes and Legroom
Q: Why do dumb blondes like cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room
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Two Blondes Find a Compact
Two blondes were walking down the sidewalk, when one of them spots a compact lying by the curb. She opens the compact and looks at the mirror and exclaims to her friend “Hey, this girl looks familiar!” Her friend reaches over, looks in the mirror and says, “You dumb shit! It’s me!”
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Blondes in a Freezer
Q. What do you call two dumb blonds in a freezer? A. Frosted flakes
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7 blonde jokes!!!
1) Two blondes were driving to Disneyland, when they saw a sign that read, “Disneyland Left” so they turned around and went home. 2) How do you measure a blonde’s IQ? With a tire gauge! 3) Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side!! 4)A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus and the Easter bunny were walking along when the saw a $100. Who got the money? The dumb blonde because…
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