Duck duck goose Jokes

You met him in prison. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. He tells you that his last good case was a “Budweiser”. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.” He tells you that he’s never told a lie. During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy. He asks a hostile witness to “pull my finger.” A prison guard is shaving your head. Most…

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