That’s What Mom Says
A senior girl in Arkansas was upset because she didn’t have a date to her Senior Prom, so she asked her brother to take her. He said, “No no no, you’re my sister.” “Please please please?” she said. “Well OK,” he said. So he took her to the Prom. When they got there, she said, “Will you dance with me?” “No no no, you’re my sister,” he said. “Please please please?” “Well OK,” so he dances with her. After the…

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