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Q. Whats the definition of disgusting? A. Stuffing a dozen oysters into your granny’s pussy and sucking out thirteen. Q. What’s the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? A. Getting her out of the wheelchair! Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant. Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again! Q. Why do men pay…

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Topless Restaurant

Friends of ours invited my wife and me out to dinner. Although it turned out to be a topless restaurant, my wife was a pretty good sport and pretended to enjoy the evening. On the way home, though, even the defrosters at full force couldn’t keep the windshield from icing over on her side of the car. “Awww, come on,” I said. “It wasn’t THAT bad.” “Your ordering what you did didn’t help matters,” she said, fuming. “What?” I replied.…

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