Donkeys Jokes

No donkeys allowed.

One day John took a dog along with him in a club.When he entered the club,the club members asked “Why you bought the donkey?” John answered,”This is not a donkey, it is a dog.” The club members replied ,”We r’ not taking with you we r’ taking with the dog.”

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HOW blonde was she?

She was sooooooooooooooo blonde, She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. She thought General Motors was in the army. She thought “Meow Mix” was a CD for cats. She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. Under “education” on her job application,…

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Read JokeHOW blonde was she?