Docks Jokes

Sex at sea

A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier crying. He took pity on her and said, “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away…

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Master Builder

Luigi and his cousin Mario were standing on the hills of Italy overlooking the sea. Luigi says to Mario, “Do you see the docks on the edge of the sea? I Luigi built all of those wonderful docks. Do they call me Luigi the dock builder? No. Do you see all of the beautiful ships on the water? I Luigi built those ships. Do they call me Luigi the ship builder? No! Do you see all of the beautiful mansions…

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5 year old’s view

An old country doctor went away out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the…

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Where do babies come from ??

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby…

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