Divorce battle Jokes

Custody Battle

Listening one day to my friend speak of the painful DIVORCE that he and his wife are going through and the custody battle over the children. I told him, “That must be one of the hardest decisions to make. My wife and I will never have that problem.” “Why is that?” he asked. “Because we will never get divorced.” “How do you know?” “Because neither one of us wants custody of the kids.”

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