Denmark Jokes

You Won’t Believe It

Pick a number between 1 and 10. (Remember the number) Double it. Add 8 to the new number. Divide that total by 2. Subtract your original number. You should now have a number between 1 and 8. Match that number with its corresponding letter: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 A B C D E F G H Now take that letter and think of any country in the world that begins with that letter. Take the second…

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Diary of a Viagra Housewife

Day 1. Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to reenact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Wussy. Day 2. Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He’s impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn’t he tell me something I don’t know! I mean, gimme a break. He’s been dysfunctional for so long that he…

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