Dead frog Jokes

Dead Frog

One of the teachers had a kindergartner that came up to her and said that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student said it was dead. “How do you know it’s dead?” The boy said, “I pissed in its ear.” The teacher said, “You WHAT?” He said, “You know, I went to his ear and said, ‘PSST!’ and it didn’t move. So it must be dead.”

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SOUTHERN SAYINGS….. 1. “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” 2. “It’s been hotter’n a goat’s butt in a pepper patch.” 3. “He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.” 4. “Have a cup of coffee, it’s already been ‘saucered and blowed.’” 5. “She’s so stuck up, she’d drown in a rainstorm.” 6. “It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.” 7. “My cow died last night so I don’t…

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