Dea headquarters Jokes

A ‘typical’ DEA kind of day…

The phone rings at DEA headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this DEA?” “Yes. What can we do for you?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding cocaine in his firewood.” “This will be noted.” Next day, the DEA comes over to Tom’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no cocaine, swear at Tom and leave. The phone rings at Tom’s house. “Hey, Tom! Did the DEA come?” “Yeah!”…

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The Bike Ride

A joke told about my father, Officer Harold Padgett, who was a traffic cop at the time…… George had just gotten a brand new ten speed bike when he got the notion in his head that he was going to ride his new bike across the state. George hopped on his bike and peddled away toward this new adventure. Twenty miles down the road, George is huffing and puffing all the peddling, so he pulls into a gas to take…

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NAACP Versus Religion

The NAACP sent an agent to Alabama to check the progress in integration of churches. After a few weeks of checking around, he called headquarters to file his report. “How about the Catholics?” asks his boss. “The Catholics are doing okay; they got the right idea.” “What about the Methodists?” “They’ve come a long way,” says the agent. “They’re doing just fine.” “And the Baptists?” asks the boss. “I just want to know one thing,” he says. . . “When…

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