Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
In a young classroom, three young children are discussing their fathers’ careers. The first boy says, “My Dad writed words on a piece of paper. He calls it a poem, and gets paid ?100 for it.” The boys agree this is impressive. The second boy says, “My Dad also writes words on a piece of paper. He calls his a song and gets paid ?1000 for it.” They all agree this is also impressive. The third boy says, “My Dad…
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One night Little Jimmy couldn’t sleep, so he goes and walks to his parents room. The door was opened up a crack. Little Jimmy looks in and sees his mother on top of the father bouncing up and down. So Little Jimmy, thinking they were busy, he went back to his bed and went to sleep. The next morning, Little Jimmy asks his mother why she was bouncing up and down on Daddy. Suprised of what her son had said,…
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“Daddy, Daddy, in school my friends say I’m hairy.” The father answers, “Honey, the dog is talking to me!”
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A boy and his stepdad get into an argument. The boy says, “You’re not my father!” The stepdad says, “But I’m sleepin’ with your mother.” The boy says, “Who’s not?” The stepdad snaps back, “Your real father!” The boy retorts. “Guess again!”
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My 3-year-old daughter, Sarah, has the normal speech problem that most kids have when they are at this age. She can’t say her C’s. They come out T’s, and the R’s come out like W’s. My husband sleeps in his underwear. He woke up one morning and started to walk to the bathroom, just as my daughter walked out of her room. She stopped him dead in his tracks, pointed to his “package,” and said, “Awww, Daddy, you got TWAP…
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“Daddy, where did I come from?” the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared. They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction. Then they both sat back and smiled contentedly. “Does that answer your question?” her father asked. “Not really,” the little girl said. “Judy said she came from Detroit. I want…
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I remember when I was just a young boy, I was in my bedroom alone looking at Playboy Magazine. Just then my father came in and said, “Son if you do that, you’ll go blind.” And I said, “DAD, I’M OVER HERE!”
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A man, in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. “Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!” the man said. “Aw, Dad, it’s okay,” his son said. “The police car right behind us did the same thing.”
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After tucking their three-year-old son, Sammy, into bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying, hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny, and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking helped. His father, an an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy’s ear. Sammy was delighted. In a flash,…
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A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up and as he’s looking at it, she walks back in. He says, “What’s this?” She says, “Oh, my father’s ashes are in there.” He turns beat red in horror…
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