Custodian Jokes

Spontaneous Baptism

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn’t get anyone to play with them. They thought it was because they weren’t baptized. So they went to the nearest church. Only the custodian was there. One kid said, “We’ve got to be baptized ’cause no one will play with us. Will you baptize us?” So the custodian took them in the bathroom and dunked them in the toilet bowl, one at a time. He said, “Now, go out and play.” When…

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Toilet Kiss

The principal of a middle school had a problem with some girls who were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would blot their lips on the mirrors, leaving lip prints. Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick. He then took them into the bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to clean the lipstick off the…

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