Currency Jokes

Exchange rate

An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen, and walked out with $72.00. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.00. He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week. The clerk replied, “Fluctuations.” The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said, “Fluc you Amelicans too!”

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A New House Bill

Introducing a House Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys PC 370.00 370.01 -Any person with a valid State Rodent or Snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes. 370.02 -Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited. 370.03 -The willful targeting of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in…

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