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Mary’s Cookies

An elderly man was at home, upstairs dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs and crawled into the kitchen where his wife, Mary, was busily baking cookies. With his last remaining strength, he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet. As…

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Yo mama so black

Yo mama so black she polish her shoes with her bare hands. Yo mama so black when she put lotion on she look like patent leather. Yo mama so black she spits oil. Yo mama so black she poops charcoal. Yo mama so black she looks like a klondike bar. Yo mama so black she was mixed when she was born, her dad black, her mama black as hell. Yo mama so black her nose looks like two tires yo…

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