cold shoulder

Q.
What did the canabals Mother give the Canabal when he arrived late for dinner?

A.
The cold shoulder!!

A gentleman in a very cold downtown New York City was walking down the sidewalk when suddenly, he saw a policeman standing in snow up to his shoulders. He looked at the policeman with a puzzled look and asked him, “Aren’t you cold?”

The policeman said proudly,”Not as cold as my horse!”