Coconut tree Jokes

Crazy Engineers

A rather inhibited engineer finally splurged on a luxury cruise to the Caribbean. It was the “craziest” thing he had ever done in his life. Just as he was beginning to enjoy himself, a hurricane roared upon the huge ship, capsizing it like a child’s toy. Somehow the engineer, desperately hanging on to a life preserver, managed to wash ashore on a secluded island. Outside of beautiful scenery, a spring-fed pool, bananas and coconuts, there was little else. He lost…

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The elephant and the mouse

One day a mouse came upon an elephant in the jungle who had gotten a thorn in its foot. The mouse felt sorry for the elephant, and pulled the thorn out. The elephant was indeed grateful, and offered the mouse anything it wanted in return for the good deed. The mouse, noticing that the elephant was female, and feeling rather randy at the time, said: “Well, I’ve always wanted to fuck an elephant.” The elephant laughed and laughed, and said:”No…

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