Clubhouse Jokes - page 2

Bad Golfers

A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the plan and waited for their friend. After a considerable time he appeared disheveled, bloody, and badly beaten up. They all wanted to know what happened. He explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could not find his…

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Please Back Up!

It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Mike was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse speaker–“Would the gentleman on the Ladies Tee please back up to the Men’s Tee!” Mike, still deep in his routine, seemed impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement–“Would the man on the Ladies Tee kindly back up to the Men’s tee, PLEASE!” Mike had had enough. He turned and shouted, “Would the announcer in the clubhouse…

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