Chocolate chip cookies Jokes

Mary’s Cookies

An elderly man was at home, upstairs dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs and crawled into the kitchen where his wife, Mary, was busily baking cookies. With his last remaining strength, he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet. As…

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The Blonde and the Mailman

Mailman John walks down the street. It is is last day on the job. The first door he comes to, the people hand him fruit and flowers and said that they appreciated his work. The next door he comes to the people give him home-baked chocolate chip cookies and said the same thing. Then the next door he comes to, a beautiful blonde answers the door and says “come in”. He comes in and they do it, and they come…

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three Mama Jokes

1. Your mama is like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country. 2. Your mama is so stupid, she peels M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies. 3. Your mama so stupid she thought 2pac Shakur was Jewish

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