Change positions Jokes

Change Positions

A man makes a suggestion to his wife. “Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?” His wife responds with, “Yes, I would really like that! Tonight, you stand by the ironing board, and I’ll lie on the couch and watch TV.”

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Devil Propositions Lawyer

The Devil told the lawyer, “I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife’s soul, and the souls of your children.” The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, “So, what’s the catch?”

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Stupid Digging

During the Persian Gulf War, my Marine Corps unit had to dig foxholes every time we changed positions. Once, when a private was making his trench, he complained to our sergeant, “Why do we have to do this stupid digging?” Then there was a loud explosion just a hundred feet away. “What was THAT?” asked the private. “That,” replied the sergeant, “is called ‘incentive’.”

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