Carnation Jokes

Reincarnation

I beleive in reincarnation, I think the “Where’s the Beef” lady came back as the Taco bell dog. Yo Momma is so fat she got kidnapped and they could only put her picture on gallon milk jugs. Kidnappers sent her back because they got tired of going food shopping.

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The Other Side

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the other one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later. At the seance, she called out, “John, John, this is Martha. Do…

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A Royal Pain in the …

A big-shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. Se came into his room and announced, “I have to take your temperature.” After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down,…

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