Canaries Jokes

Live-in Canaries

Once upon a time, there were two canaries in a cage. Naturally, one was male and the other female. After many months, the male decided to meet the female. So he scooted over to her side of the cage and said, “Since we’re in this together, why don’t I move over to your side of the cage!” The female canary replied, “No thanks!!” So he went back to his side, but found he could stay there no longer. Once again,…

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Overload

Overload A state cop was following a pickup truck down the road, when the guy in the truck suddenly stopped, got out, and banged all around on his canopy with a stick. He then got back in and went on down the road. In a little while he stopped again, got out, and banged all around on his canopy. This happened a number of times, and finally the cop caught up with the pickup and stopped him. The Officer asked…

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The Classifieds

(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers) Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. Stock up and save. Limit: one. Semi-Annual…

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