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Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. If At First You Don’t Succeed… Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name Illiterate? Write For Help I Refuse To…

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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. All men are idiots, and I married their King. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. OK, who stopped payment on my reality check? Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students. Pride is what we…

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