Buddha and Hot Dogs
A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog vendor and said, “Make me one with everything.”
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A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog vendor and said, “Make me one with everything.”
What’s the difference between Buddha and Bill Clinton? Buddha is in a screwy religion. Clinton screws religiously.
Chicken Anyone? Why did the chicken cross the road? Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side. Plato: For the greater good. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. Buddha: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. Karl Marx: It was an historically inevitability. Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world…