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For years and years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever squeeze or bruise them And give them monthly tests.” So I heeded all their warnings And protected them by law. Guarded them very carefully And always wore a bra. After 40 years of careful care, The doctor found a lump. He ordered up a mammogram To look inside that clump. “Stand up very close,” she said, As she got my breast in line. “And tell me…

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Tracks

A Canadian, an American and a Newfie are sitting at the bar. Then the Canadian stands up and says “I am going hunting.” 1hr later he comes back with a 10 point buck. Then the American says “Where did you get that.” “Me see tracks, me follow tracks, me shoot deer.” replies the Canadian.Then the American jumps up and runs out the door. 2hrs later he returns with a 12 point buck and the Newfie asks “Where did you get…

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