Brain tumor Jokes

Numerous Blonde Q&A

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer? A. The joystick is wet. Q. What do a screen door and a blonde have in common? A. The more you bang it the looser it gets. Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? A. A brain tumor. Q. What is a blondes cheer? A. “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N…. oh well, I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea, yea, yea! Q. Why do…

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Coming to grips with illness

A man goes to his doctor for a check up and the doctor says:- “I don’t know how to tell you this, but you’re going to die, and you only have six months left.” When the poor bloke gets home, he tells his wife he has AIDS and only has six months to live and goes out for a beer. He gets pissed up and tells all his mates he has AIDS and only six months left. Two days later…

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Doctor : I have a bad news and an even worse news for you, Mr. Johnson. Johnson : Well..I’m ready. What’s the bad one? Doctor : You have a tumor in your brain, and about 24 hours left to live. Johnson : Now, what possibly can be a worse news than that? Doctor : Well..I’m very sorry Mr. Johnson. It’s just that I should’ve told that yesterday.

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