Bloom is off the Rose
Why would you ever want to remarry an ex-spouse? It’s like finding some sour milk, putting it in the trash for a couple of days, and then wondering to yourself: “Gee, I wonder if it’ll taste any better now.”
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Why would you ever want to remarry an ex-spouse? It’s like finding some sour milk, putting it in the trash for a couple of days, and then wondering to yourself: “Gee, I wonder if it’ll taste any better now.”
When you’re feeling so important And your ego is in bloom When you simply take for granted You’re the wisest in the room When you feel your very absence Would leave a great big hole, Just follow these instructions They will humble any soul. Take a bucket filled with water Put your hand in to the wrist, Pull it out, the hole remaining Is how much you will be missed. Splash wildly when you enter, Stir a lot and splash…