Bitter quarrel Jokes

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife–Cold as Ever!’” “Yeah? Well, when you die, I’m getting YOU a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband–Stiff at Last!’”

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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on their anniversary day. The husband gave his wife a gift, a tombstone, with the inscription: HERE LIES MY WIFE…. COLD AS EVER Later the furious wife bought a return present, also a tombstone, on which the inscription read: HERE LIES MY HUSBAND… STIFF AT LAST

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