Birdseed Jokes

For the Birds

A blonde walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the sales clerk for help. “I’d like a box of birdseed,” said the lady. “For which kind of bird?” he asked helpfully. “Oh, I dunno,” she replied. “Whichever will grow the fastest . . . .”

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The African and the parrot

African American guy walks into a pet store with his parrot to buy some birdseed. He walks up to the counter, and points to the seed. The cashier gets it for him, and while he rings it up, he says, “He’s beautiful! Where did you get him from?” Parrot says, “In Africa. There’s millions of them!”

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