Winning the Turkey
Little Johnny was considered well endowed, and his Mother told him never to pull it out in public. One day, Johnny came home and put a large turkey on the table. His mother asked him where he got it, and he said he won it. When asked how, he said a group of guys were having a contest. Whoever had the biggest penis would win the turkey. Shocked, his Mother shouted, “You didn’t pull that thing out in public, did…
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