Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
One day a rabbit hops into a bar and says, “Hey bartender, Got any…carrots?” So in response to the rabbit, the bartender says, “No!” and then rabbit leaves. The next day the same rabbit comes in and says, “Hey bartender, got any… carrots?” and then the bartender says, “Listen, rabbit, if you come in here and ask for carrots again, I’m going to nail your ears to the wall!!!” So after that the rabbit leaves the bar. The very next…
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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender, slams his fist on the bar, and says, “Bartender, give me a drink before the fight!” The bartender looks at him suspiciously, but pours him a drink anyway. The man drinks it as fast as he can then slams his fist on the table again, demanding, “Bartender, give me a drink before the fight!” “What fight?” says the bartender as he hands the man another drink. The man…
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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant to have dinner but the maitre’d informs him that there will be at least a twenty-minute wait. The maitre’d then asks the man, “Would you like to wait in the bar?” So the man goes into the bar and the bartender asks, “So what’ll it be?” The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.” The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, “Once upon time there…
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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Newfie were on shore leave from the Navy. They went into the bar and got completely drunk. The next morning, they awoke hung over and broke. The Englishman said, “I’m going to try something.” He went into the bar and ordered a double Scotch. The bartender brought him the drink and told him, “That’ll be two dollars.” The Englishman said, “I paid you already.” The bartender said, “No you didn’t.” The Englishman began screaming,…
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A high level executive sits at a local bar one night and orders a drink. Out of the corner of his eye, the bartender notices the man speaking in to the palm of his hand, as if he were giving orders to a secretary. “Who were you talking to?” the bartender asks the executive, thinking the man was having a breakdown. The executive stretches out his left hand and shows the bartender a cellphone keyboard encrusted into his left hand.…
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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant to find at least a 20 minute wait. “Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?” asked the maitre’d. He goes into the bar and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.” The bartender stares at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, “Once upon time, dare were four rittow peegs…”
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A BLONDE WALKED INTO A BAR AND SHE WAS WEARING ONE OF THOSE TIGHT 70’S PANTS. THE BARTENDER SAID “HOW DO YOU GET INTO THOSE TIGHT PANTS”. THE LADY REPLIED FIRST YOU HAVE TO START WITH BUYING ME A DRINK.
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A woman with very hairy armpits walks into a bar and sits down at a table in a dimly lit corner. She raises her hand to order a drink, and a drunken man at the bar says, rather loudly, to the bartender, “I’ll buy the drink for that ballerina!” The bartender, rather confused by the ballerina comment, complies, and brings the woman a free drink. A short while later, the woman with the hairy armpits raises her hand again to…
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A white guy, a black guy, a Mexican, a Polish guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?” A few termites walk into a bar and ask, “Is the bar tender here?” A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “Hey, the hi balls are on me!”
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This is a bit of a tongue twister… A bear walks into a bar in Boise Idaho. “Bartender, give me a beer!” To which the bartender replies, “I don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise Idaho”. The bear repeats himself, “Bartender, give me a beer!!!” “I’m sorry,” repeats the bartender, “but I don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise Idaho”. The bear is becoming upset by this time. “Look,” he says “if you don’t serve me…
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