Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
On the Listening Tour, Hillary was pleased and proud that the local sandwich stop in a town she was visiting had named a sandwich after her. She was somewhat less pleased after she found out what was in it. “Mostly baloney” said the proprietor.
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His baloney has a first name, It’s “I-did-not-inhale.” His baloney has a second name, “I-wasn’t-getting-tail.” Oh, he loves to sling it every day… The White House people all just saaaaaay… That Bill Clinton has-a-way Of making bullshit sound o-kaaay.
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A representative of the Acme Company was making a product presentation of the Acme Computerized Crystal Ball to an executive of a top marketing firm. The Acme representative was bragging that the Acme Computerized Crystal Ball could answer any questions about a person’s past, present and even future. Such claims, however, made the marketing executive very skeptical. Seeing the bored expression of the skeptical marketing executive, the Acme representative then requested the executive to try the Acme Computerized Crystal Ball.…
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His baloney has a first name, It’s “I did not in-hale.” His baloney has a second name, “I wasn’t getting tail.” He loves to sing it every day, The White House people all just saaaaaaay, That Billy Clinton has a way, Of making bullshit sound OKAY!
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Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. They have a good hunt, and both manage to get a large moose. When the plane returns to pick them up, the pilot looks at the animals and says, “This little plane won’t lift all of us, the equipment, and both of those animals – you’ll have to leave one. We’d never make it over the trees on the take off.” “That’s baloney,” says one of the…
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she’s carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.
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Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. They have a good hunt, and both manage to get a large moose. When the plane returns to pick them up, the pilot looks at the animals and says, “This little plane won’t lift all of us, the equipment, and both of those animals – you’ll have to leave one. We’d never make it over the trees on the take off.” “That’s baloney”, says one of the…
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