Bachelor joke
How can you tell when a man is a bachelor? He comes to work from a different direction every day.
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Bachelor
The confirmed bachelor decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. “I have to warn you however,” said he, “that on Mondays I play bridge, on Tuesdays I work seminar, on Wednesdays I go to the gym, on Thursdays I play indoor soccer, on Fridays I go out with the boys from work, and on Saturdays I go to the rugby with my mates, but on Sundays I’m all yours.” “That’s fine,” she said. “Just as long as you realise that I…
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Bachelor Party
What do you do with a bulimic at a bachelor party? You watch the cake jump out of the girl!
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Difference Between a Bachelor and a Married Man
Q: Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? A: The bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator and goes to bed. The married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
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New Household Cleaner
Did you hear about the new household cleaner just put on the market? It’s called “Bachelor.” Why? Because it works fast, and leaves no ring.
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What a Tip!
A New Hampshireman stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets and leaves his tip of three pennies. As he strides toward the door, his waitress muses, only half to herself: “You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves.” The man turns around, curiosity getting the better of him. “Oh, really? Tell me, what does my tip say?” “Well, this penny tells me you’re a thrifty man.”…
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Some Old, Some New, All Bad
Q: What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? A: One says “Hey, you, get off of my cloud.” The other says, “Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe.” Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with…. the other is used to carry groceries. Q: How do you recycle toilet paper? A: Hang it on the wall and bash the…
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Who said women don’t bash men??
Laws for women to live by: 1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature…
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Revealing telegram
A married business executive had to make a trip to Palm Beach, alone, for his corporation. After a few days, he was enjoying himself so much that he decided to stay another week, as part of his vacation. Wanting to share this newly discovered paradise, he wired his bachelor friend: “Take the next plane for a fun week on me. Bring my wife and your mistress.” His friend was quick to wire back: “Your wife and I arriving tomorrow at…
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Great to be a Guy
102 REASONS IT’S GREAT TO BE A GUY. 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5. Monday Nite Football. 6. You don’t have to monitor your friends sex lives. 7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. 8. You can open all your own jars. 9. Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained…
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