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Atheism Jokes
Comparative Analysis of World Religious (and other) Philosop
Taoism: Shit Happens Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit Happens” Buddhism: If Shit Happens, it isn’t really Shit Zen (Rinzai): What is the sound of Shit Happening? Zen (Soto): Shit just Happens Hinduism: This Shit Happened before Sikhism: Leave our Shit alone Jainism: Don’t accidentally swallow flies and Shit Islam: If Shit Happens, it is the will of Allah Nation of Islam: Don’t take no Shit! Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Shit Happens, Rama Rama *ding ding* Agnosticism: Does Shit Happen? Atheism: No…
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Word Fun
Dyslexics have more fnu Clones are people, two Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs A waist is a terrible thing to mind Anything free is worth what you pay for it Atheism is a non-prophet organization Do the names “Pavlov” or “Quasimodo” ring a bell? Gene Police: “YOU! Out of the pool!” Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not…
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Religious Tidbits
Definition of Atheism: a non-prophet organization. Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. Photons have mass!!?? I didn’t even know they were Catholic… Here’s to the sun God, He sure is a fun God, Ra, Ra, Ra A diagnostic is someone who doesn’t know whether there are two gods. Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about?
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Sayings to Live By…..
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. It’s easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them. I don’t mind going nowhere as long as it’s an interesting path. Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker. It hurts to be on the cutting edge. I don’t get even, I…
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