Al Gore And LeonardoDiCaprio
What’s the difference between Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio? One of them, due to circumstances beyond his control, was dragged down with the wreckage. The other one is just an actor.
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Al Gore as a Beverly Hillbilly :)
Sung to the tune of “The ballad of Jed Clampett” From the BEVERLY HILLBILLIES Submitted by Rena Come and listen to my story ’bout a man named Gore A snippy Democrat, who was really quite a bore On election day of his Presidential bout He thought he lost the fight but he got to recount ballots that is… punch cards… butterflies Well the next thing you know they’re countin’ ’em again He lost a second time so he gave it…
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Algore and the Look
After the first presidential debate many soccer moms were flooding the salons clamoring for the “Algore look” — lots of blush and a liberal amount of hair spray.
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Ballad of Bill
(Sing to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”) Well, dere once was a story ’bout a man named Bill; Da poor president couldn’t keep his willie still; Den one day he was workin’ at his desk, When in walks Monica and shows da boy her chest … Boobs, that is. Two of ’em. Bodacious ta ta’s. Well da next thing ya know, Monica is on her knees, Mouth open wide and as happy as you please; Bill sez, “oh yeah…
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Gore, not Fore!
A proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in South Florida, which will replace the traditional call of “FORE.” Once a player has hit an errant shot, he will be allowed to call “GORE,” while the ball is still in flight. He can then replace the ball in the same spot and hit it again. The player can do this until he is satisfied the ball is going where he intended to hit it in the first…
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Why did the chicken…(political version 2000)
Why DID the chicken cross the road? VICE PRESIDENT GORE: I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them. GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH: I don’t believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs to let…
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Gore & Bush Do The Twist
TIRED of the election mess? These sites put a TWIST on the Presidential Candidates! VERY FUNNY!! Enjoy! Thanks for the laughs!!
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Clinton, Gore & Gates meet God
Bill Clinton and Al Gore are being flown by Bill Gates in his private plane. The plane crashes and all three are killed. The three ascend to heaven and are met by The Lord. God first asks Gore what he believes. Gore says, “I believe humankind has really messed up the bounteous and beautiful planet that You gave to them. They should be taught to care for it better.” God said he liked Gore’s answer and asked him to take…
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New Investments
Looking for some new investments? …..you may want to consider the following before you invest: The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds: 1. The Al Gore bond, which has no interest. 2. The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no maturity And… 3. The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principle.
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Wading Across Jordan
Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died and found themselves standing on the other side of the Jordan River looking across at the Promised Land. The Archangel Michael was standing on the other side and shouted over to the three surprised American, “Contrary to what you have been taught, each of you will have to wade across the Jordan River.” As Michael saw their perplexed looks, he assured them by saying, “Don’t worry. You will sink only proportionally,…
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