Air conditioning Jokes

The Usual Suspects

It’s a murder mystery. Can you finger the perpetrator? A workman was killed at a construction site. The police began questioning a number of the other fellow workers. Based on past scrapes with the law, many of the following workers were considered prime suspects: * The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged. * The carpenter thought he was a stud. He tried to frame another man one time. * The glazier went to great panes to…

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The Customer is Always Right

A customer was continually bothering a waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot. Then he asked for it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walked back and forth and never once got angry. So, finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t just throw out the pest. “Oh, I don’t care,…

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Don’t Be Too SURE!

It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about 20 people in close quarters, and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on. All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelled. One man, popping his head out of his cubicle, said, “Oh, man! Someone’s deodorant surely isn’t working!” A…

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Get ‘em outta here!

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together. “Oh, this is terrible,” exclaims St. Peter. “I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those rare coincidences that happen. Since we we’re not expecting you, your quarters just aren’t ready. We can’t take you in, and we can’t send you back” Then he got an idea. He…

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Engineer In Hell

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and says, “You’re an engineer, you’re in the wrong place.” So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is welcomed. Soon, the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell; he begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls…

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