Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!” she cries. The 911 dispatcher says, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes.” Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher’s telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde…
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A guy sat on his toilet one day so hard, that he broke the seat in half. So he pulled out the super glue, and left it to dry. Five minutes later, his girlfriend walked in, and took a seat. When she tried to sit up, of course, she got stuck, so in a panic, the guy called 911. “The fire fighters are on their way!” he screamed to her. “Well they can’t just see me like THIS!” she cried.…
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