2am Jokes

Divine Guidance?

This guy decides to go ice fishing one day, so he gets up at 2am to have an early start. When he arrives, he gets out his saw and begins carving away at the ice when all of a sudden he hears an echoing voice, “There are no fish under the ice there.” The dude freaks out looks around but sees no one. So he waits a few minutes then decides there is no one around and keeps carving. A…

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Weather Bureau

A husband and wife were sound asleep at 2AM when the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and sleepily said, “Hello…….How the hell should I know…..what am I, the Weather Bureau???” He slammed the phone down and tried to get comfortable again. “Who was that?” asked his wife. “I don’t know…some jerk wanted to know if the coast was clear.”

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Harold and Bonnie’s Honeymoon

A sailor and his bride arrived at the honeymoon suite of their hotel. The bride had not ‘gone all the way’ before and was very nervous. Her mother had told her it would be very painful, but that it was her wifely duty. “Just make the best of it, as I’ve always had to,” she said. The young sailor showed her things the bride had never been ‘warned about’ by her mother which the young wife bravely agreed to but…

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