Pain in the ass
Thursday, March 29th, 2007 | Posted in Dirty AdultTwo faggots were talking, and one had a pained look on his face.
“What’s the matter, Brucie?” asked the other faggot.
“Oh, I have something stuck up my ass, Markie. Could you check it out for me?”
“OK — bend over.”
So Brucie bends over and Markie sticks his hand up his ass.
“It’s deeper, Markie!”, says Brucie, so Markie sticks his hand in deeper. “It’s -deeper-, Markie!”, so Markie sticks his hand in deeper.
“I feel it!” says Markie, “What is that?”
“It’s *deeper*, Markie!”, says Brucie, so Markie puts his hand in deeper, still.
“Ew!”, says Markie, “It’s wrapped around my wrist! What -is- that?!” He pulls his hand out and looks at it. “It’s a Rolex watch!”, he says, “What are you doing with a Rolex watch up your ass?”
“Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you……”
Tags: rolex watch, faggots, faggot, pain in the ass, ew
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